March 2013
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alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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January 2013
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sempaiko: alixsedai: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: carry-on-my-jingle-butt: nogdrinker: itsneumann: nogdrinker: capn-jack-harkness: nogdrinker: your fandom is sentenced to life in prison for hijacking my post without parole I’m going to kill myself God bless you SuperWhoLock. Can someone PLEASE draw the three fandoms as three kid...
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Hello: We need to talk about the Friendzone →
yeti-detective: How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is. (Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs meant for each Smurf to…
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Listenkurlozusedmistletoe: hatefucking: i laughed...
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Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy Pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
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Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.
derpiest-boy-alive: If you don’t reblog…
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